Showing posts with label Obama blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama blog. Show all posts

Monday, December 08, 2008

Matt Damon: Oh the Irony of Liberalism



Hey remember a few weeks back when Matt Damon enlightened us with his brilliance (seen above) with his thoughts on Sarah Palin. Basically, he mathematically calculated with an actuary table that McCain would die in his first term.

Well.... I get it Obama won and we must all suffer the consequences live with the results as happy Americans.

But wait...

Guess who smokes?
I shit you not! Apparently the Savior himself likes to burn cancer sticks. (Extra credit if you notice who banned smoking in the White House... I wonder why? Ya think the smell of cigars "got to her"?)

Do you know what our chances are that Joe Biden is going to be our next President, Mr. Damon?

Hmm... lets see. The average African American man's life expectancy at birth today is 71 years. The average smoker loses 14.5 years off their life. That means, Obama's life expectancy is 56 years. Compound that with the physical stresses of the Presidency... Um... How long will Obama live?

Man... I hope this guy quits and fast but dude... seriously... if celebrities are worried about an Alaskan governor ever being President over a one term Senator is beyond me. Especially rich, successful, sexy actors like Matt Damon who make what 15-20 million a film.

Hummmmm.........

Friday, May 23, 2008

DUDE!!! C'mon!!!

Give up, Ms. Clinton!!!

Read story...

She said the following:

"My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don't understand it," she said, dismissing the idea of dropping out.


So you know what she is implying right? What is her basis? I am sorry! I am a Republican and all but I read that as, "Someone may shoot the black guy, so I am staying in!"

Get fucking real!!!

I am completely baffled by her reasoning to stay in a campaign where she gets the idea she has won with Obama holding the majority of delegates.

My God!!

See you next Tuesday, Hillary! See you next Tuesday!!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Shhhh.... Don't tell anybody!!!

I listen to the media a lot and read a lot of blogs. You can always see me in my office with Fox News on... I would say I am above average when it comes to being in the know of what is going on in the world.

One thing that has always puzzled me: Polls. Who the hell is answering the phone when CNN or Reuters or Newsmax for that matter, call and ask questions?

Think about this, almost everyone on the planet hangs up the phone on a telemarketer. Everyone. It does not matter who they are whether they a credit card company wanting to sell you shit you don't need, or some bullshit charity like the March of Dimes, or even the recorded phone call from your local former Basketball player/politician running for mayor. When they call you hang up, especially when there is that dead air when you say, Hello? Hello? and no one is there.

And DW is probably worse than me... But guess what?!?

Nielsen got through!! I don't know how they did it but we are now a Nielsen family and we have to report our TV watching over the next couple of weeks. Should be interesting since I am gone and I am the only that actually watches TV. Just check off CNN or FOX and see if Boston Legal and South Park are TiVo'd and we are all set on my end.

Any how... watch Obama give Hillary the finger:


Obama Gives Hillary the Finger - Watch more free videos