Oregon...

...it's pretty... green. I felt like hugging a tree. Amazed by the overgrowth and fresh air. It makes California suck.

Q: What is the difference between Ed McMahon and Michael Jackson?

A: Ed said, "Heeeeeere's Johnny!" and Michael said, "Where's Johnny?"

Oooooh! The U.N. Condemned it so it's Bad!!!

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HA HA, you very funny Steve! You make good funnies about Michael Jackson

Watching the UN act is a demoralizing lesson in futility. How about, unleashing a wrath that hath no predecessor and serious do something instead of having your thumbs up your ass while the world burns.

Just freaking do it. Let South Korea overrun the North. All those malnourished, little people who stand for "Dear Leader" will drop their weapons and run for the nearest Sanyo cellphone store and call home to mom like the little feeble bitches they are, launching bottle rockets into the sea, celebrating the fourth of July. Our holiday!

Fuck North Korea.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson die on the same day as Farrah Fawcett?
A: He didn’t want her to be the only white woman grabbing all the headlines.

Friday, Friday, Friday....

Well... tomorrow that is. I am out for a long weekend to do nothing but tinker with my Porsche or something. The rear sway bar is loose so I might drive up to a friend's shop and climb under to fix it tomorrow. That way I can take some corners tighter. It is a hard part of the car to reach even parking on the edge of the curb. I should take pictures. I need new shocks back there as well. We'll see.

I just won't let up:

What do a shopping bag and Michael Jackson have in common? One is plastic, white and you should let small kids play with it, the other you take home groceries in.

Hey I just noticed...

...I get a three day weekend!

Michael Jackson doesn't.

This is purely AWESOME!!

One website dedicated to truck crashes at one railroad trestle crossing! Beyond awesome!

Michael Jackson joke of the day: What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson? Farrah did Majors and Jackson did minors...(wait for it...let it come you if you don't get it... not yet? click here)

All the People Just Died

Wow... Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson in one week.

I guess Farrah's dying wish was that all the children of the world would be safe...

...and minutes later, Michael Jackson dies. Still too soon Lawryde?

WOW! Bring it on is back up if you want to bring it, um... on. Been up for 4 years now. It is kind of funny to watch people go at each other for no reason.