Head Shot!

My parents left me home at 7 with my brother, 12 alone. We watched this movie.

I thought of this tonight as I was turning on a movie for the kids. It involves cartoon ants and bugs and has probably nothing that would warp a kid's mind.

I turned out okay... we hope. :)

Oooooh! The U.N. Condemned it so it's Bad!!!

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HA HA, you very funny Steve! You make good funnies about Michael Jackson

Watching the UN act is a demoralizing lesson in futility. How about, unleashing a wrath that hath no predecessor and serious do something instead of having your thumbs up your ass while the world burns.

Just freaking do it. Let South Korea overrun the North. All those malnourished, little people who stand for "Dear Leader" will drop their weapons and run for the nearest Sanyo cellphone store and call home to mom like the little feeble bitches they are, launching bottle rockets into the sea, celebrating the fourth of July. Our holiday!

Fuck North Korea.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson die on the same day as Farrah Fawcett?
A: He didn’t want her to be the only white woman grabbing all the headlines.