The North Korean News Page
Holy Crap!!! This may also fit the scarciest site as well. For the people in the blue states, if you think Bush is bad for our country, just turn over to the other side and take a look at Kim Jung Il and the almost daily news that comes from this "democracy". Just take a look if you would at the news it broadcast on the 13th of November :
Mongolian Paper Discloses U.S. Plan to Make Nuclear Strike at DPRK Pyongyang, November 12 (KCNA) -- A Mongolian paper carried an article titled "The U.S. intended to make a nuclear strike at the DPRK" on November 9. It said: The Washington Times recently obtained a secret document disclosing the fact that the U.S. intended to make a nuclear strike at the DPRK in 1998. U.S. bombers were making preparations for it in North Carolina according to the "Operation Plan 5027". A south Korean lawmaker said that the U.S. planned to make a nuclear air strike at the DPRK as early as in 1994.
So Clinton planned a Nuclear Attack? Wow... he was the devil. We Americans are missing something. I searched the Washington Time to track down an article for the truth. Unfortunately, it seems to have been removed or is missing.
Think of the postitives if you would of absolute power in a country:
Every Vote Counts: Especially if they are for you, the absolute leader and you usually win 99% or more of the vote. And if you vote for the wrong guy, if there is another guy on the ballot, you won't have to vote again. How can you vote, without the use of your arms?
No stupid stadium names: Think of the ramifications for sports fans everywhere. Candlestick Park in San Francisco would not have a stupid name like it does now due to corporate sponsership. Our beloved home of the 49ers would not be called Monster Park (Not for their Monster season... When is Miami coming to town?). Kim Jung Il Sports Complex. The Ball Park near Hussein's. Ayatollah Arena. Awesome!!
Obesity solved: No more pot bellys, love handles or cellulite. Everyone would look like Mischa Barton. Well maybe not in the good way. 10 million people are starving themselves thin. It's the North Korean Low Carb Diet. You are lucky if you have a carb a day to eat. And lots of excercise for no disposable income for that greasy fast food.
No celebrity crimes: No excess from success. No stories like ODB, dead at 36 from CRACK. No OJ trials. No Hasselhoff/Betty Ford reunions. In North Korea, there are only 3 celebrities you need to know and they are conveniently featured here. http://www.korea-dpr.com/threegen.htm All named Kim for your convenience.
World Leaders fear you: Let's face it. Kim Jung Il is one scary mofo. Japan fears no one but North Korea even though we have Japan's back. South Korea has a demilitarized zone, instead of a line. China has people fleeing to it!!! If people are fleeing your country to live in China because of better human rights and for better economic conditions, you are a bad ass. You tell the US weekly that they ain't shit and personally condemn the US for what we've done to Iraq with a near threat of war, even after Bush says you are the member of an Axis of Evil?
Proof:
U.S. Madcap Arms Buildup under Fire Pyongyang, October 29 (KCNA) -- The U.S. madcap arms buildup of an unprecedented scale now under way in south Korea under the pretext of the "cutdown of its troops" and their "relocation" is a dangerous military action which can be seen only on the eve of a nuclear war of aggression against the north, observes Rodong Sinmun Friday in a signed commentary. Aegis destroyers belonging to the U.S. 7th Fleet were recently deployed in the East Sea of Korea for an actual war which have already begun performing operational duties and one squadron of F-15E fighter bombers of the U.S. air force and other ultra-modern weapons and operational equipment were deployed in south Korea, the commentary notes, and goes on: This is a move to bolster its forces for aggression and a prelude to a new war of aggression against the north. The news analyst goes on: The U.S. is now busy creating an environment for provoking a nuclear war of aggression against the north and inventing a pretext to pressurize it while deliberately setting afloat the story about a crisis. This irrefutably testifies to the fact that the second Korean war which would bring a nuclear holocaust to the Korean nation is neither hypothesis nor an far-off event but imminent. The DPRK can never remain a passive onlooker to the U.S. and the south Korean warlike forces' reckless arms buildup intended to stifle the DPRK by force. It is its legitimate right to increase self-defensive deterrent force both in quality and quantity.
CNN, MSNBC, Fox, and the big three should be all over this. Oh wait, the Peterson Trial is taking up this time.
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