California: Scorched Earth Society

845 Fires have or are still burning in No Cal.

The valley is a gray cesspool of smoke right now. It sucks. I can't freaking breathe. I feel like a nerd hiding in the basement with an inhaler.

Stupid lightning. We never get lightning in California. Apparently they recorded 5000 strikes up and down the state.

Here is the state wide fire map:

http://www.news10.net/news/pdf/StatewideFireMap_062308.pdf

Here is Mike Ness singing our theme song: