Why is this not even funnier than it really is? Actually it is quite scary. Lodi, CA is just 35 some odd miles south of Sacramento. I grew up near Lodi. I took music lessons in Lodi for years. I even worked in Lodi in high school. Lodi is like a midwestern town. Full of old white people driving their old Cadillacs and Oldsmobiles. Lodi also has more churches per capita than any other city. You are either a Lutheran or a Seventh Day Adventist if you live in Lodi or you are an outsider. It's just a nice boring place to grow up. The most exciting thing to happen in this town, besides the terrorists they found today, is the opening of Walmart some years back.
What changed since Creedance Clearwater Revival wrote a song about it? I mean seriously, finding Terrorists there is about as odd as let's say Rush Limbaugh endorsing Hillary Clinton.
What has this world come to? This town is too low fidelity for this crap. Somebody change the 8 track before it clicks again.
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