Some things I ponder often...

1. Tom Arnold has had a pretty successful career after marrying and divorcing Roseanne Barr, How?

2. If man is 5, and the devil is six and God is 7, what's 8??

3. If Bill Gates gave every single American 5 grand, he'd still be the richest man in the world. Imagine what that would do for the economy.

4. If Bono were an American, what political party would he belong to?

5. When did Katie Holmes suddenly grow six inches taller?

6. Will there ever be a "Chinese Democracy"?

7. Will I ever see a Canadian or French person burning their country's flag?

8. Why is REM's Automatic For the People album only ranked #85 in this month's issue of Spin Magazine's TOP 100 Albums from 1985-2005? (Missing entirely from the list, Depeche Mode's Violator, U2's Joshua Tree, The Cure's Disintegration, Social Distortion's Self Titled Album, Any of Johnny Cash's American Recordings and Emmylou Harris's Red Dirt Girl) (Honorable mention: Jawbreaker's out of print album-Dear You)

9. 95% of all golfers shoot over 100 no matter how much money we spend on technology.

10. Just how much web storage does Big-Boys.com have for their videos, jokes and photos?

11. Why is it if liberals really can't handle the Ten Commandments on a government building then why should they get Christmas off when it's on a weekday?