Steve Falls From Grace...

I was heading downstairs this afternoon to see my boy and when I nearly got to the bottom, our stupid ass cat Jack decided to take me down. He has to know my leg is weaker on my left by now.

So as I stepped to get over the baby gate, which works better apparently laying on the stairs than actually up... Jack decided to run his little yellow ass under my foot. Trying not to step on him I tripped down the last 4 stair and landed flat on my face on the Pergo floor.

I hit the ground I said the only four letter word my son may know by now: Fuck!!!

My legs are freaking killing me!

Stupid ass, cat!!